The Gates of Hell have opened for the first time in years... Eve's most elite PVP corporation is now recruiting.

Let me repeat that.

The most badass and efficient ganking crew in the entire game, The Conference Elite, is looking for new wrecking balls to join their team of bot aspirant demolishers.

Droves of gankers and scrubs alike have already applied; will you make the cut? Probably not. Then again, maybe you do have what it takes ...

The EVE wiki entry about getting podded starts as follows: "It is very likely in some point of your eve career that your pod will be destroyed." What it fails to mention is that it is even more likely your pod will be destroyed if you fly it through New Order space without a permit.

Autopiloting is the best way to ask to get podded, though conducting any other illegal activities will wind up getting your capsule blapped equally as fast. You see, we here in the New Order do...

Some of the most common phrases uttered by butthurt carebears are the variants on "You only fight stuff that can't shoot back" or "You only gank in highsec because if you were out in low/null/WH, you'd get your asses kicked!" Its such a popular remark that it made its way onto Carebear Bingo.

This however, turned out to be joke of the century.

You see, lately we've been running a lot of roams and gatecamps out in Black Rise, in Gallente FW sp...

Resounding Victory. Two words that as a New Order Agent, I admittedly often take for granted. Since CODE. wins at everything we do, its quite easy to forget that victory isn't just some default. Some people actually fail at what they do: in this case, 6 trillion ISK worth of people.

But what does 6 trillion ISK in damages actually look like? You could view it as 60 officer-fit Titans, but that just wouldn't do the figure justice. You'd have to look at it in the real numbers...

I am officially back from Slovenia! I spent a week there for work and didn't play a second of Eve the whole time, but because I did frequent the forums, I had a serious itch to gank stuff when I returned home. I apologize for launching the site and then immediately going AFK(ish) for nearly ten days but my real-life job forces me to travel a great deal and sometimes doesn't give me much time in advance.

But that's neither here nor there. On to business!

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